Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I think I sprained my soul last night
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
