well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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