but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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