You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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