Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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