Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I am one with the molecules
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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