went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
