so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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