Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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