office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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