i already hear my dad disowning me
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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