I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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