my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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