so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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