Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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