I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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