He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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