Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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