We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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