She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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