It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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