two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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