used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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