Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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