i think i have herpe
just one?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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