dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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