i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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