I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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