People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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