He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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