So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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