hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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