do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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