ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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