i just had sex bonerless
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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