i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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