I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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