You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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