He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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