your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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