He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I have already put on my inside pants.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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