pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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