I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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