she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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