Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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