Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
