So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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