No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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