Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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