Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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