Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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