If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We're too hungover to prance.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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