Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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